"KATHERINE HOWARD: (Pouts) It's hardly nice of you to make fun of those of us who were not fortunate enough to be banished off to an old, dreary castle. And besides, I've found that thinking too hard about anything always complicates things. Look at Anne. That's why Henry liked me."

"ANNE: That was just the luck of the draw darling, as we have all come to know now. Don't take yourself too seriously Jane dear...after all, it is obvious that Henry surely didn't and I don't need a head to see that!"

"Sorry for that! It wasn't meant to offend anyone-quite the opposite. It's just that everyone was not posting on both sites (I know, that was confusing, my fault I take the blame!), so I maybe that page should be locked to stop confusion. So...

When you want to add to the story, come to this thread and post your line. I will make sure that it is transferred to the script page, and that way everyone won't have to post in two different places, thus losing parts of the script. Sorry for the confusion, and I hope this works!"

"Very sweet of Anne not to point out that the male heir Jane produced is dead now and that it's her daughter who's ruling England now. :-D

Nice idea for a script."

"A good point well made, funrod6. I'm enjoying this immensely! Please, everyone, take this in good fun, too. :-)

ANNA OF CLEVES: All good, good children; I wish Henry would have let me looked after them for longer than he did. (Directs an exasperated glance towards Kathryn Howard) It seems he felt they were in better need of a playmate.

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"KATHRYN HOWARD: (Indignant) Well, I should think not! He wasn't capable of making anyone a mother by the time I got him! The tricks I had to play...Dear Catherine Parr, I don't know how you stood it! (Shocked silence, then KATHERINE OF ARAGON and ANNE BOLEYN both let out loud cackles)."