You know you are obsessed with JRM when ...
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you rent/buy all his movies, even the bad independant ones (Killer Tongue) but of course you don't mind the movie, you got to see Jonny! | you use the word code name "JRM" in a sentence about Jonathan Rhys Meyers and they say what is a "JRM" Then you have to explain it's short for Jonathan Rhys Meyers (duh! get with the program like who doesn't know what JRM stands for) |
you call out his name while being intimate with your mate | your mate starts calling him germ instead of JRM just to be funny and because they are a tad bit jealous of JRM's hotness. Ha ha (okay that was not funny mister) |
your kids/friends start calling him, "your man" | you treat his birthday July 27th as a holiday and avoid work and stay at home watching his movies and pretty much anything that has his face on it as well as listening to his beautiful voice |
you start calling him, "your man" | you can relate something so insignificant in your day to something involving JRM ~ "You're last name is Louis? Why that was Jonny's name in 'August Rush'! " |
you have uploaded one or more photos of him on your phone so you can look at him anywhere you go | you claim him for yourself now that all your friends fancy him because you liked him when he was a cross dressing rock star in 'Velvet Goldmine' and they only started to like him as the 'Irish coach dude' from' Bend it Like Beckham' |
you now refer to any appearances or pictures of him as, "your porn" | |
you refer to him as Jonny, not Jonathan or JRM, but Jonny... just as he prefers his friends call him | |
he haunts your dreams at night... in a very, VERY good way ;) |