Humorous Captions
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Photo # 4
#1 Caption: Some people sleep with a nightlight or a favorite blankie; Henry VIII slept with a member of his specially monogramed ninja asassins to protect him from the boogeyman.
Submitted by: Boudica |
#2 Caption:
Henry: "Oh anne, uh its not what it looks like"
Servant: "Indeed, his majesty and I were uh..."jousting"
Henry: WTF?
Submitted by: | # 3 Caption: Henry awakens from a fitful sleep in a cold sweat, and realizes, "My God, I forgot to execute my daily quota of 5....you there, boy...tomorrow,execute 10".
Submitted by: offwithherhead | # 4 Caption: "Wow, that was an amazing shot! I got it right in the bullseye that time! Quick, give me the last dart, while I'm still lucky."
Submitted by: queen_elizabeth_1533 | # 5 Caption: Whoa relax! They always weep when they leave my chamber.
Submitted by: Princess Candy (candycane744) | # 6 Caption: "OMG I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT I HAD SEX WITH CHARLES BRANDON!"
Submitted by: Clumsyxheart |
# 7 Caption: Oh quickly "Master of my Tool" stop staring, and get me my special towel!
Damn it I said stop staring at the stain on the wall! (Henry he thinks to himself-wow, that one went really far). You fool, clean up my "tool" quickly before Anne sees it!
Yes, and the wall too! Yes, I know its great how far it is...I'm the King after all!
Then he says to his master of tool:
I just had this fantastic hot dream of another new wife...
Submitted by: FMFJRMGRL |
# 8 Caption: --WARNING: Shameless Ripping-Off of Own Fan Scripts--
HENRY: Aggh! Not you again! Go away!!!
SERVANT: Your Majesty? There’s... there’s nobody there.
HENRY: She’s right there and she’s got a weapon! Protect me!
SERVANT: But...
ANNE (offscreen): He can’t see me. Ghost, remember? Now send your friend away so that you and I can... chat.
Submitted by: Holly2 | |
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