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Caption: *After an awkward silence of 10 minutes* Katherine: Arthur was much more talkative than you... Submitted by:hohumpigsbum

Caption: You never even look at me anymore! Submitted by:wench79

Caption: We've secretly replaced Katherine's husband with a dummy from Madame Tussaud's. Let's see if she notices! Katherine: Finally, he's listening! Now, about those Boleyn women... Submitted by: Brennalarose

Caption: Henry (thinking) I wonder if Anne will like my new hat. Katherine (thinking) God help me. Submitted by:Rummywench

Caption: It is muddy out and it is still pouring rain. Henry can't go out hunting and is starting to sulk. Katherine gets an overwhelming feeling he's about to start talking about his legacy again. Katherine:"Henry since you are so bored why don't we play the who can stare the longest game? I beat you last week." Henry: "You did not beat me Kathryn! The servants came in and I got distracted." Katherine: "Well...Can you beat your record of 20 minutes? I dare you to stay absolutely still and not say a word remember the rules." Henry: "Definitely! I'm ready for the challenge! Get ready to lose once again Katherine." Katherine: "1, 2, 3, Go!" Katherine to self thinking: Aaah peace at last .... One of my best inventions of keeping him quiet...No more endless whining how he will be remembered. Blah Blah blah.. Submitted by:MissAlexSays

Caption: Henry : Must not look, must not look, must not be enchanted by her spanish beauty...Wow, I can't believe she still looks great...Damn it!!! Katherine : He he, he can't take his eyes off me... Submitted by: HistoricQueen3

Caption: Catherine: If you don't blink for ten minutes, you can marry Anne Boleyn. If I blink, I will leave freely. The competition begins. It is clear Catherine has the upper hand. Soon Henry cannot help himself. Catherine: You blinked! You lose, I stay! Henry: I did not! Catherine: Yes, you did! Henry: No! Catherine: Don't be such a child, Henry! Your brother would never behave like this! Henry: Well... I... But he... Um... I am the king of England! Submitted by: Chocobasse

Caption: Henry thinking back to day his brother married Katherine while sitting in for the painting. Henry: (thinking) This outfit makes me looks like a kid, i remember Arthur looked the same way when he married her. Wait....SHE picked this outfit. I want my divorce NOW!!! Katherine: Now Henry looks like Arthur. (Maybe he will sleep with me now... at least Arthur did so more often) Submitted by: KathrynH8T