Photo # 21 #1 Caption: It's not Leviticus, it's Deuteronomy, Stupid!
Submitted by: AngelosDaughter | #2 Caption:
KOA: "So it appears i am unable to give you an heir"
Henry: "really?"
KOA: "Ha no ive been on birthcontrol this whole time, one of you terrorizing this country is enough!"
Submitted by: TheLadyNatalie | #3 Caption:
Katherine: "I know it's difficult, but I think you're getting better. Come on, let's try it again."
Henry: "No. I'm no good. I should just give up."
Katherine: "Aw, come on, you're too hard on yourself! You've just got to practice. Come on, try it on more time..."
Henry: *sigh* "Alright. A... B... C... D... uhhh...G... no wait that's not right..."
Katherine: "Good job, sweetie, you got one letter farther than last time!"
Submitted by: queen_elizabeth_1533 | #4 Caption:
Katherine: So Henry, I was praying and thinking about this--- great matter of yours.
Henry: (Inaudible Grunt)
Katherine: Well, I think I have been too selfish, and have not been listening to what God was telling me.
Henry perks up
Katherine: Well I had a vision... and it has told me to give you the divorce.
Henry: Katherine, that is wonderful!
Katherine: Good, then it will soon be settled. You will be leaving in the morning, you are allowed to go as where ever you wish. Marry who you want....
Henry: What do you mean... I am leaving?
Katherine: Of course, I would not expect you to stay after I am married to the King of France, Francis?
Henry: What? You are going to marry him? You pick him over me?
Katherine: Why yes, it is clear that God won't give me any more children with you....why is that again?? Oh yes, because you won't sleep with me! You DO know how babies are made right?
Henry: Of course I know how babies are made, woman! Let me show you in case you have forgotten!
Katherine thinks to herself (It is almost too easy!)
Submitted by: Darrrrksunshine | #5 Caption :
Katherine: Henry, I have been consulting with a spiritualist and he has told me that if you cast aside our marriage that you will search endlessly for a love that you will never find.
Henry: What are you talking about Katherine? I only want to marry Anne....it's not like I'm going to marry 5 or 6 times or anything.
Submitted by: offwithherhead | #6 Caption : Katherine: (following caption 19): What is the big deal of me shagging your best friend I asked you to my bedchamber like 50 times and you never showed up! Eventualy you went after Anne so I decided to retaliate!
Henry: Well I understand if it were Charles Brandon but THOMAS MORE THE SAINTLIEST MAN OF ENGLAND?
Katherine: So What He's good in bed?
Henry: *Covers his ears* I'm not hearing this I'm not hearing this!
Submitted by: Clumsyxheart | #7 Caption:
KATHERINE: Now, sweetheart, I know that you're disappointed but there's no need to sulk like that. Couldn't you at least try to be happy for them?
HENRY: Anne dumped me! Me! The King of England!
KATHERINE: They're such a cute couple, after all. As soon as I introduced them, it was love at first sight.
HENRY: The Emperor, of all people! Didn't she see The Chin?!
KATHERINE: You know what they say: big chin, big... (clears throat) They really want us to be able to make it to the wedding, just to show that there are no hard feelings.
HENRY: But he's already married.
KATHERINE: Oh, the pope gave Charles an annulment as soon as he asked for it. He wasn't about to say "no" to the Emperor, after all. He is the most powerful man in Europe. The pope would only dilly-dally if he was dealing with... well, somebody like you, really...
HENRY: (starts to cry)
Submitted by: Holly2 | #8 Caption:
Katherine: Now listen Henry - you ARE going to school today and that's that. Don't give me that old chestnust 'poorly tummy' I've heard it all before.
Henry: Awwww, but its PE this morning and the other boys laugh at me in the showers.
Katherine: I've heard enough, you're a big boy now. Now get to your short trousers on and let's go.... do you need to visit the little boy's room before we go?
Henry: (sulkily) no, I did a wee wee when I got up.
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