You Know your obsessed with Anne Boleyn when . . . ?
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.......you want to call your firstborn girl Elizabeth just because she did | ......you want to get her badge tattooed to your left shoulder |
.......you start singing to Greensleeves because you think it was dedicated to her | .......you defend her openly no matter who trashes her |
.......you start quoting the actual things that she actually said | .......you start telling people that you only have 'a little neck' |
........thinking of mottos, "Grumble all you like. This is the way it's going to be" comes to mind first | .......you've argued on several occasions that she is innocent and should be pardoned |
........you consider her a great role model | .......you dress up as her for a fancy dress competition and win |
.........you want to have a necklace that bears the initial of your name just because she had one | ........you recite every line of her execution speech when you watch the final episode of the second season while your friends look at you with a raised eyebrow |
.........you start to count all the things you have in common with her | .........you look for her photos on the internet, and stare for a hour |
..........your kids know everything there is to know about her | ..........she takes over your dreams as well as your waking life |
........you talk about her to your friends all the time and because of this they start calling you "Boleyn" | ...........you hear that her daughter reigned England for 45 years |
..........you hear her laughing and saying to the king "Seduce me" | ...........you can't stop watching the scene where she says: "Seduce me..write letters to me and poems...I love poems..." |
..........you start referring to her as "my lady" | ............you want to be brave and ambitious just like her |
You dress as her for any and every costume party, even a Zombie party. Hey, a little fake blood around the neck, you're sorted. | .............You start drawing your own loving portraits of her. |
.........Your screen name online is something to do with her. | ............ you wear black on May19th in memory of her |
You get really annoyed when people don't call her Queen Anne. |
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