Perv Tour 2009

*AKA 'Fans' Tour to any members of law enforcement that may be reading*

OUR MISSION: To determine exactly how tall Max Brown is (and meet a few other guys in the process...)

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OFFICIAL SPONSORS Team Cavill/Brandon Team Frain/Cromwell Team King/Wyatt Team Brown/Seymour

Participants CicaB Izzy22 Eternity123 Roxykat HeroineAddict Reggie19 Maggie-AnneB LNor19 QueenMedusa Cromwellian1540 BoleynGirl13

The Trip

1st Stop- Dublin Our first stop will be Dublin where several of the guys will be staying whilst filming season 4 of The Tudors. We intend to meet an unsuspecting Max Brown on a night out where we will finally get an answer to the question bugging all of you- just how tall is he? We will then convince Max to introduce us to a few of his 'friends'* and they will all be invited to join us on Perv Tour. Whilst in Dublin CicaB (who lives not far from the studio where filming is taking place) has very kindly offered to provide her spare room for our use while we wait for that chance encounter with Max. * By friends of Max Brown we mean Henry Cavill, Andy McNair and Torrance Coombs 2nd Stop- LA After our stay in Dublin we will travel to Los Angeles (LA) where we hope to run into James Frain and Jamie Thomas King. They too will be invited on our world trip so it may get a little crowded :) 3rd Stop-Vancouver Next we will head on over to Vancouver to pick up any last minute supplies and because Maggie really wants to go to Vancouver :) We will then spend several weeks (or however long it takes for us to get bored) visiting randomly chosen locations across the globe- hopefully with more passengers than when we started out :)

Things to Pack Tape measure (so we can really find out how tall Max is) Torches Camera (very important) Banana hammock Massage oil Chocolate body paint Money (so we can buy the boys a bag of chips)

Transport Eternity123 has very kindly donated her invisible flying bus to Perv Tour 2009- we've decked it out in lots of Perv related banners and it will be the transport method of choice for our trip. You can see a picture of the bus in the box below *Eternity's invisible flying bus* We are also looking for someone to volunteer as our designated driver- you must be fully qualified to drive invisible flying buses in order to apply- contact any of the official sponsors for details of the position and what will be required of you on the tour.

What to do should we get caught?

There's no denying that certain aspects of Perv Tour 2009 may seem slightly suspicious to members of the general public and there is every possibility that we will attract the attention of several police officers. In order to be as prepared as possible we have included a few tips as to how we feel would be the best way to react in such a situation. *If we should happen to get arrested, the first and most important thing you should do is hide the cameras containing photographic evidence of our exploits- we'd like to be able to keep ourselves entertained/in good spirits when we are all sitting in jail.

All information/comments on this page can be found in several threads here on the wiki, click on links below to read exactly how this madness came about :) <a href="/thread/2856538/LOL%21%21%21" target="_self" title="May 21 2009: Pre-Tour, perving is already a way of life">May 21 2009: Pre-Tour, perving is already a way of life</a> "Jesus, I hope he doesn't read these things!!!" CicaB. <a href="/thread/2866663/height" target="_self" title="May 24 2009: An innocent question inspires the origins of Perv Tour">May 24 2009: An innocent question inspires the origins of Perv Tour</a> "Yes!!! The more of us the better!! Strength in numbers!! We'll survive better in prison if we know there are friends around us..." CicaB <a href="/thread/2869542/Bittersweet." target="_self" title="May 24 2009: Even in adversity, the spirit of perving endures">May 24 2009: Even in adversity, the spirit of perving endures</a> "What about secret poll option Number 4: the Pervs steal the hat and leave Cromwell in the altogether!?" HeroineAddict. <a href="/thread/2937960/Andy+McNair%21" target="_self" title="June 10 2009: A perving oversight is spotted">June 10 2009: A perving oversight is spotted</a> "I just realised Jamie was never included in the Perv Tour...why?!" Eternity123. <a href="/thread/2945942/Caption+%235" target="_self" title="June 12 2009: Perv Tour begins to mobilise in earnest">June 12 2009: Perv Tour begins to mobilise in earnest</a> "Are we still going ahead with the Perv Tour 2009, ladies??? Have we gathered all of our weapo -...eh, I mean presents for the lads?" CicaB. <a href="/thread/2947718/Shooting+begins+June+15th" target="_self" title="June 12: The Tour is provided with vital information, courtesy of Perv Pro Eternity123">June 12: The Tour is provided with vital information, courtesy of Perv Pro Eternity123</a> "PERV TOUR 2009!!! I like your dedication!!!" CicaB. <a href="/thread/2978737/Oh%21++He%27s+Sexy%21" target="_self" title="June 20 2009: Perv pro-action enables the expansion of the Tour">June 20 2009: Perv pro-action enables the expansion of the Tour</a> "I think I am going to have to jump Torrance Coombs' bones...Muahaha! He's added to our Perv Tour." Maggie-AnneB.

UPDATE: OCTOBER 2009- PERV BUS SPOTTED!!!!!

Here's a picture QueenMedusa found of Henry Cavill with a crew member's dog- Perv's Tour 2009 really want the bus in the background..... the slogan on the side is particularly appropriate ;)